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Essay/really long review of Chuck Palahniuk's new book: Choke  7/21/01
By Greg Douglass

“For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. I think I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hotgushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.” Chuck Palahniuk is at it again. Assuming the man keeps at this whole writing thing, it will be interesting to see what will become of his “fans” in another twenty years. Can this young and angry generation of fans handle a lifetime of Palnhuck’s exquisitely morbid fictional design? Well, yeah, if all his novels are as upbeat as this one. Previously, Chuck has written such supremely outré works as Invisible Monsters, Survivor (my favorite), and of course, Fight Club.  His books are taxing, but in a good way. Anyone a firm believer in the fact that we should do one thing a day to scare ourselves, should read this novelist.

Palahniuk provides a unique and disconnected narrative to a consumer-based society. He stands as the preemptive iconoclastic/comic author of the new millennium, “This generations Don DeLillo” as Bret Easton Ellis calls him. Palahniuk is the unsung, unassuming voice of a malcontent generation, and what’s most interesting is the fact that the novelist is growing, and exploring new avenues. With Choke, the man makes some good points as to why we shouldn't  conform and become one of those spacemonkeys, while at the exact same time laughing at how silly the system and his own style is. There is a method at work though, he's not Jackson Pollock. His work avoids stagnation--unlike so many popular authors out there-- because the narratives are strong and original each every time out. As expected from this novelist, every facet of American life is lampooned here; from parenthood to theme parks, group therapy to sexual inhibitions... no one is safe from Palahniuk’s sardonic wrath. 

If Fight Club and Survivor were about tearing something down, then Choke is literally about creating something. A major theme in this novel is rocks. Yup, rocks. As one of the supporting characters, a portly man named Denny, has this obsessive habit; instead of having chronic sex or using drugs, he collects rocks non-stop, for real. The grand ending involves those rocks being used to make some sort of clandestine sanctuary that meets with an act of god. You’re probably thinking, “Huh?" So if you not a fan of Palahniuk's work, stop reading. And if you are a fan, well, I guess you can stop reading too because you already know how stirring Palahniuk’s vision is.

In Choke, Palahniuk takes a topic on the topic of pretending to choke on food as a way of finding self-actualization and love. The main character had some mother issues, so now he shoves food down his throat in high classy restaurants to to make people feel good, “People need someone they feel superior to.” The paychecks he's sent by all his saviors don't hurt either. At its gray heart this is a book about a son letting go of his dying mother, and it gives one of the most clandestinely absorbing relationships since Hamlet, or at the very least since Tony and his mom Livia went head to wounded head in HBO’s "The Sopranos." Victor laments, “If god is dead, then mothers are the new god…” Now compare that to Palahniuk quote in "Fight Club" "We're a generation of men raised by women. The last thing we need is another woman." (I was too lazy to thumb through my copy of Fight Club for the real quote) And that's proof positive, to me, that his voice is more upbeat this time around. 
   
     The first hint of this guys mother issues comes as he thinks out loud, "Every son raised by a single mother is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until your mom dies it seems like all the other women in your life can never be more than just your mistress." As for Victor's father, well, all I'm saying is Jesus' foreskin plays a small role in the book. 
        Aside from all the creepy mother stuff, Choke is also about sex addicts and how they cope with the chemical addiction. Victor ponders, "Sex addicts are really addicted to the endorphin, not the sex." With so many themes and manic sweeps, this novel is just as much an experience as his Survivor was, but sadly, it doesn’t find the same kind of closure. Choke is 250 pages of exquisite setup, and 43 pages of anticlimactic (but still weighty) payoff.

As usual, Chuck writes in a non-linear tableau-esq manner. The main character is a man who "Never contributed anything worthwhile to the world." Victor Santori thinks, ponders, spills verbal bile, and makes observations, and the readers gladly follow his unique narrative through the mazes of bitter angst and forlorn gestures. My favorite kind of characters are the lost kind, and the style of the novel (like in most Palahniuk books) follows the characters imbalanced thought process. As a bonus, for the first time in a Chuck Palahniuk book, he manages to write about sex in an effective manner (It would do Dave Matthews some good to read this book). It seems as though the man took care and pride in his descriptions of mindless sexual acts and compulsions. Palahniuk sees sex to be a funny and a necessary drug of sorts. The best chapter in the book involves Victor sneaking into a woman’s house to rape her… we soon find out that the so-called victim and aggressor meet at a sexaholics meeting and the rape was actually planned. When Victor dimly asks asks "now what?" the girl directs him: “Use me! Degrade me, you stupid idiot! Demean me, you jerk-off! Debase me!,” and that’s Palahniuk sense of humor. Also included is the obligatory Chuck “Ah-ha!!!” moment. I recently went to Mr. Palahniuk's book signing in Westwood, and Palahniuk said he throws in incredible revelations because people remember things better if they discover something in them for themselves. Choke has surprises, but they don’t hold the novel together, the style and mentality does. The few “Ah-ha!” moments in Choke seem to be more of an afterthought, but hey, at least he’s trying.

Chucks novels are not for people with good healthy self esteems. They are not for confident people who think they're beautiful, there for the alienated and hidden masses out there, a literal Fight Club of sorts. “A male chauvinistic pig isn’t born he’s made.” “Parenthood is the opiate of the masses.” These are some of the philosophical gems Palahniuk peppers his novel which, and he does this, I think, to weed out those readers without a darker sense of humor (older EW critics, I’m talking to you). To me, part of the fun of reading a book by Palahniuk, is knowing that most people will be offended by the books disposition. The author is a polar Betty Ferdan if you will. A possible Palahniuk  motto could very well be: don’t be beautiful, be real, break something, laugh at social conventions, and let go of that ego by shitting your pants in public (if you read Choke, you'll know what I mean). This author can be dismissed, or laughed at, but the effect it has on some people cant be denied. Dismissing this authors ideas outright is the equivalent of dismissing where the American culture is heading. Chuck’s literature isn’t so much underground but its certainly not John Fucking Gresham. Hopefully this is where fiction is heading. When finished with Choke, the sound you will hear by the last page (293) is a little bit of your ego being chipped away. I had a near life experience with Choke.

I couldn't help it; here's two more quotes from Choke.


Why listen to Tool's Laterlaus? 5/26/01 (does anyone have a Latin dictionary on hand?)

   
Tool's third album resides somewhere close to that dark place in all of us where we’re afraid to visit via the music forum. Laterlaus is a spiraling epic of an album that’s unrelenting, yes, but most importantly complex and confusing. Listening to this 70+ minute maze for the first time is wildly intimidating. But oh so worth it after a five year Tool drought. 

I don’t pretend to know much about music, but I was flabbergasted when I read that Laterlaus debuted at the top of the charts. Is this the album that belongs in the same category as Missy Elliot, Uncle Kracker, and Weezer? There’s no bankable sing-along single, and the majority of songs flow with no concept for time or sound bytes. The best track on the album The Grudge informs us in a Bad Religion manner: Wear the grudge like a crown of negativity. Calculate what we will or will not tolerate." Huh? Other choice (mp3 unfriendly) tracks include Laterlaus, Schism and of course their obligatory secret track Faaip De Oiad, but the last thing I would call any of these songs is catchy.  At no less than seven minutes a pop, Tool pulls the feat of defying conventions while still remaining conventional to their loyal fans. I got the feeling that Laterlaus does not exist to make a profit, dare I call it art?     

"Laterlaus" is so rhythmically challenging and mechanically abrasive that its affect is more of a successful musical vestige than a modern hit. The days of Nirvana, the early Trent Reznor, and even Tool themselves are long gone; in its place is prepackaged choreographed Barbey dolls, with routine mouths (for which signing is not the only thing they’re used for.) Even "harder" bands like "Limp Bizkit" are so engulfed in sales and image that it feels like there feeding us the same K-Mart shit their pretending to rebel against. Maynard James Keenan REALLY doesn't want us to know he's there, he's a ghost in the machine. "I'm sick of all you boy groups, all you do is annoy me..." Maynard croons... wait a minute, that was Eminem, sorry. 

This Tool album proves that while fads weave in and out of our collective consciences (hopefully this Spears/N’sinc era will go extent, like soon) this endangered band (Keenan, Jones, Chancellor, and Carey) aren’t afraid to take us into the heart of darkness and back.  
Laterlaus: A 
Salival (DVD box set): B+ 
Anima: A
Undertow: A+
Opiate: A-

For Lyrics go HERE, but remember "TRY LISTENING TO IT INSTEAD OF READING ALONG WITH IT."
For Rollingstone's spot on review go HERE


Top Ten Favorite Modern Musicians, and their best records
(Inspired by my friends site, but a lot better. This one is Tonic Free)

NIN

  1. Closer 
  2. Hurt 
  3. Head Like a Hole
  4. Heresy 
  5. Black Bomb (w/ Josh Wink) 
  6. Pilgrimage (instrumental)
  7. Into the Void (w/ "Slipping Away" Remix)
  8. Perfect Drug/Dead Souls/ Deep/ Burn (movie soundtracks) 
  9. We're In this Together
  10. Physical
  11. Wish
  12. Where is Everybody?
  13. The Great Below 
  14. StarFuckers Inc. (Live w/ Manson)
  15. The Fragile (Live)
  16. I'm Afraid of Americans (w/ David Bowie)
  17. Supernaut (Ozzie cover)
  18. Sanctified
  19. Terrible lie 
  20. Gave Up
  21. Metal 

Beck

U2

Oingo Boingo

Tool

Radiohead

Robbie Williams

Sheryl Crow

Marilyn Manson

Blur

(New) Dave Matthews Band (I'm a new fan, so sue me)

(New) Depeche Mode