Revised Best and Worst of the Year for 1999

 

  1. Movie Of The Year Three Kings: A+

  2. Magnolia: A+ 

  3. Princess Mononoke: A

  4. Eyes Wide Shut: A

  5. Fight Club: A

  6. Being John Malkovich: A

  7. Dogma: A

  8. Election: A

  9. American Beauty: A-

  10. South Park Bigger Longer Uncut: A-

Honorable mention

Worst of the year
  1. BIG DADDY: F (the movie to beat)
  2. (TIE) Run Lola Run and Teaching Mrs. Tingle
  3. I Still Know What You Did Last Summer: D (JLH's Best film to date WOW!)
  4. Stigmata: D-
  5. Wild Wild West: D-
  6. Never Been Kissed: D
  7. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: D
  8. Double Jeopardy: D+
  9. Chill Factor: D
  10. American Pie: C-
  11. Varsity Blues: D
  12. Idle Hands: D
  13. For Love of the Game: D

Worst movies you never heard of

The "Katie Holmes Worst Acting Award" for 1998/1999 goes to: Katie Holmes (co-founder) for Teaching Mrs. Tingle

The "Al Pacino Worst Overacting Award" for 1998/1990 goes to: James Vander Beek Varsity Blues and Drew Barrymore for Never Been Kissed

Director: David O. Russell Three Kings

Runner Up: PT Anderson Magnolia

Actor: Kevin Spacey American Beauty

Runners Up: George Clooney Three Kings,

-Jim Carry Man On the Moon,

-Bruce Willis Sixth Sense, and

-Denzel Washington The Hurricane.

Actress: Reese Witherspoon Election

Runner Up: Annette Benning American Beauty

Supporting Actor: Tom Cruse Magnolia

Runners Up: John Malkovich in Being John Malkovich

-Eddie Murphy Bowfinger

Supporting Actress: Melora Walters Magnolia

Runner Up: Cameron Diaz Being John Malkovich

Screenplay: PT Anderson Magnolia

Runners Up: Kaufman Being John Malkovich,

-Kevin Smith Dogma,

-David Russell Three Kings, and

-Trey Parker and Mat Stone for South Park

Art Direction: Star Wars

Runner Up: Fight Club

Visual Effects: Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Wonder Bra in Crewel Intentions

Runner Up: Star Wars Episode I

Animated Film: South Park and Toy Story 2

Runner Up: Not Tarzan

Villain: Saddam Hussein and the Devil (South Park)

-Brad Pitt/ Edward Norton (Fight Club).

-And the Darthist of Mauls, Darth Maul, even though he was in that mess for like a minute.

Best Mexican standoff: Three Kings

Movie that I almost liked but hated: Tomas Crown Affair

Best Breasts: Jennifer Love Hewitt  "I Still Know...". To bad Brittany wasn’t in a movie.

Worst Breast: Rene Russo (yikes!!!)

Cable Film: The Sopranos, even though it wasn’t a movie.

Worst Sequel and worst title: I Still Know What You Did Last Summer

Best Line  South Park Movie:

-This is worse than the time when I fell asleep and you put your dick in my mouth and took a picture.

and

-Dude, what the fuck is wrong with German people?

TOTAL Movie Recap